Happy New Year Funny Quotes
Happy New Year Funny Quotes Saying Images present the funniest quotes for new year, funny new year wishes & messages. Feel free to share these hilarious quotes & wishes to your friends this holiday!
Funny New Year Quotes
New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.
New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
My new year resolution? Buy more shoes, drink more wine, and don’t worry about the gym. I can do this.
Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly. So let’s just wish each other a bile-less New Year and leave it at that. – Judith Crist
New Year’s Eve is finally here, where we can be drunk in public and no one minds. That’s why this is the best holiday.
I can’t believe it’s been a year since I didn’t become a better person.
Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to. – Bill Vaughan
Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.
New Year’s Day now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. – Mark Twain
Don’t set your expectations, resolutions and wishes too high for this year. Did it make a difference last time?
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to. – P. J. O’Rourke
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Last year’s resolution was to loose 20 pounds by Christmas. Only 30 pounds to go.
Remember when we were young and wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we are old and all we want to do is sleep.
I would say happy New Year but it’s not happy; it’s exactly the same as last year except colder. – Robert Clark
Funny Wishes & Messages for New Year
I wish you end up fighting less with your partner over TV remote this New Year!
I wish you can maintain your resolution to quit smoking a few days more this new year!
May the New Year bring you significantly more joy than the holidays did.
May God inspire you to finally enroll in that anger management course in New Year!
Happy New Year from someone comfortable expressing their love and appreciation for you in sms.
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.
I wish you can evade your boss successfully while using instant messengers at workplace this year!
May 2018 be the year you respond to my text.
May this New Year bring you more problems, more tears, and more pains. Don’t get me wrong. I just want you to be a stronger person.
Best wishes and good luck this New Year because I intend on completely ignoring your existence for roughly the next 364 days.
I hope you saved some champagne because I’m going to need some drinks all year. Happy New Year friend.
If’ you’re born in September, it’s pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
My new year’s resolution is to stop lying to myself about making lifestyle changes.
Dear 2019, make sure you don’t come up with temporary people.
New Year’s Resolution:
Option A: lose weight
Option B: Buy a Bigger Basket
New Year’s Resolution… More time on the treadmill.
Dear Luck… Can we be friends in 2019? 😛
The only thing I have gained in 2017 is weight 😛
Funny Movie 2012 Fact… Today is the fifth death anniversary of our planet. rest in peace.
I can’t believe its been a year since I didn’t become a better person.
New years party Expectation vs reality.
Get ready to make this mistake soon in 2019…
I don’t have a new year’s resolution you don’t need that crap when you’re perfect.
The first rule of 2019. never talk about 2018rules-of-2019
My new year’s resolution? I’ll probably keep it at 1280 x 1024 like always. thanks for asking.
This year i’m going to tell more people to f*** off
Today at the gym I asked a girl what her new year’s resolution is, She said “F*** you” so I’m pretty excited for 2019.
My new year 😀 😛
I’m so excited for 2019! can wait to waste another year.